Did you have a minor character who insisted on playing a larger role in the story. If so, please tell us about it. And if not, please tell me how you get the characters in your head to behave.
Peter Losor is no ordinary antagonist—and his quirks make it impossible to get him to behave. He shows up in court in front of the judge in a knitted sweater vest, his hairy shoulders taking the spotlight, and old jeans—not quite the right attire for a court of law. No matter if it’s cold, hot, or rainy outside, his sweater vest getup is his go-to outfit. But he’s appreciative that his girlfriend knitted his favorite top.
He’s the scheming type. His idea of running a business fails to coincide with what the rest of society considers to be a legitimate way to earn an income. On the other hand, he’s impressively invested in growing it, no matter how many federal laws it breaks.
Peter lacks regard for his environment, tossing empty foil snack bags over his shoulder like littering is no more harmful than enjoying a yogurt parfait. Munching on bland veggie chips triggers his disgust as much as eating a spoonful of cherry gelatin salad. Speaking of food, Peter is the quarrelsome type, arguing about everything under the sun, from how a tomato is not considered a fruit to the theory that hot dogs aren’t really sandwiches. He’s ridiculous. He’s funny.
Especially in comparison to the other more mundane characters in the novel, Peter Losor is naughty but oh-so intriguing. He’s got a clever side that surprises everyone, including the protagonist, the judge, and the local community. His rare brilliance shines during his day in court. But perhaps it’s his mischievous tendencies that make him the lovable and laughable character he is.
But mighty obstacles test Mila’s grit. Peter Losor, a chap with an annoying air of bravado, questionable parenting skills, and a defiant personality, stirs up trouble, eventually challenging the very law that defines Coolbeensia—that licensure is mandatory to enjoy the privilege of raising children.
Will Mila survive her trying ordeal and achieve her ambitions of being a licensed parent in the quirky yet revolutionary micronation? Find out in this satirical, contemporary family fiction novel that will leave you second-guessing the ideals surrounding the prestigious job of parenthood!
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Excerpt
Mila ran to the side of the bed and plucked a glossy brochure off the nightstand. It had been folded and curled to reveal a particular page, as if waiting to be pointed out. “See?” She set her slender index finger on a small ad at the bottom of page nineteen. “I think we should move here.”
“Coolbeensia? Huh, an odd name.” Jason looked off into the distance. “But I think I’ve heard of it before. Isn’t that the place where you need a license to have children?”
Mila smiled, nodding emphatically. He’d heard of it, which eliminated the first hurdle and pushed them one step closer in the right direction. “Yep, it’s perfect.”
“How’re we going to get a license to raise a family?” His shoulders inched up. “It’s unheard of.”
“But brilliant.” Mila patted her husband on the arm. Naturally, he showed concern, as they’d discussed having children long before they officially tied the knot. Having a full house was important to them both. Children would complete their family, plus a furry pet or two, besides the giant stuffed bear.
“It’s no biggie. It’s just like earning a license to drive. You’ve done it before, and so have I. We’ll be assured that we’re surrounded by qualified parents who know how to keep their kids safe. Isn’t that like what a driver’s license is for?” She gazed at him, hoping her brief but logical answer would convince him.
About the Author
Riya Aarini entered her small part of the world one summer day in the Pacific Northwest. She writes in an eclectic mix of genres, including humor and contemporary fiction. If you enjoy quirkiness with a pinch of whimsy, you’ll have an appetite for her books.
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